politburo diktat 2.0

TPMtv: Terrymania!

This guy’s a lunatic. Fun to watch, but a lunatic.

Omaha man uses steak knife to perform self-tracheotomy
An Omaha man struggling to breathe used a steak knife to perform an at-home tracheotomy. Steve Wilder said he thought he was going to die when he awoke one night last week and couldn’t breath.
Wilder said he didn’t call 911 because he didn’t think help would arrive in […]

CDR Salamander: Meanwhile, back at Clinton HQ
Phib’s video is good enough, but follow the link to NRO if you need to.

Intelligent Design? « The FAIL Blog
Oh my.

I just received this box of pens, pencils, Post-Its, and notebooks that I had ordered at work.
What follows is the trail of 35 emails (in reverse chronological order), stretching over a year, to get them.
—–Original Message—–
From: Sherman, Stephen [GWM-O_T]
Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 12:15 PM
To: Sxxxxxx, Melissa [GWM-O_T]; Gxxxxxx, Luz [GWM-O_T]
Subject: FW: Mail Ready for […]

Commissioner Cole put out the alert.
BatClif responds Sadly, No! » How Bright Could This Woman Be?
If all this makes no sense, then start here. It’s funny enough without the pile-on. But the pile-on is pretty good too.
“Income?” “Profits?” Isn’t that stuff just liberal propaganda?

Whimsley: Mr. Google’s Guidebook
Whimsley Hall is now strewn, like Miss Haversham’s house, with cobwebs and dust. Most visitors no longer come in by the front door to take a tour. Instead, Mr. Google (a travel agent who doubles as our butler) directs them straight down to the basement where the family archives are kept and […]

This is getting good. Now Ralph Nader is encouraging Hillary to stay in the race. Heh. Jake Tapper wondered if The Onion was scripting this stuff.
Don’t Listen to Senator Leahy — Ralph Nader for President in 2008
Senator Clinton:
Just read where Senator Patrick Leahy is calling on you to drop out of the Presidential race.
Believe […]

Western Antarctic ice chunk collapses
A chunk of Antarctic ice nine times the size of Manhattan has suddenly collapsed, putting an even larger glacial area at risk.
Kurt Vonnegut was not available for comment.

No.
No thank you.
Definitely not. Not on your life.

Am I the first one to demand that Hillary Clinton release her bracket? Like Obama has?
So far, nothing from Camp Clinton, typical of her secrecy, paranoia, and deceitfulness. What about her alleged commitment to transparency? I bet she picks Pittsburgh to go all the way.
Release the bracket now!

iowahawk: Amid Charges of Spitzer Tryst, Embattled Prostitute “Kristen” Expected to Resign
At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York’s exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl “Kristen” announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New […]

Sadly, No! » EXCLUSIVE

I am actually old enough to remember a time when any careless slip a person made didn’t immediately get circulated globally. Yeah, that era pretty much sucked.

I wonder what he was dreaming about.
Headline per NY Post.