The Politburo Diktat

Show Trial #29

The backlog of self-confessed criminals alone continues to mount. The work of State Commissariat for Prosecution of Cyber Criminals (SCPCC) must continue, through heroic Stakhanovite labor of its apparatchiks, who will doggedly toil on (NO THANKS TO CRIMINAL REACTIONARY BUSH!), without overtime pay and with wholly inadequate health insurance, which does not even pay for Young Pioneers' orthodontics.

Most recently fourteen reactionary blogging hyenas saw fit to turn themselves in. So far SCPCC staff can handle excessive prosecutorial burden. After all what could be more important, or provide more rewarding job satisfaction, than mercilessly hounding enemies of the people to their graves? The Show Trials must go on!

However, if current trends continue, SCPCC may have to take steps to manage overflow. And then, comrades, we will have reached ideal Socialist Utopia, situation where even state enemies volunteer to stand in line to be shot. Comrade V.I. Lenin would be proud!

On to the current prosecutions:

Robert, at Llamabutchers, for reading naval imperialist Patrick O'Brian more than once (more than twice?).

ninme, for under-reporting and concealing the Canadian masses that turned out against Dubya Bushitler.

David, for using fotographs of Mexican Hairless dogs. That is wrong, comrade, just wrong.

Jack, at Random Fate, continues to support Fascist Fusileers.

La Shawn Barber, noted RepuBlackan, for her criticism of calendar. And on Common Weekday #4, too.

M.H. King, for impeding the serious business of democracy, which, as we know, consists most importantly of demanding recounts for elections that are beyond doubt.

jkhat, at Dummocrats, for glorifying of militarist Kyle Renehan

Evil Juan, is not only offered clemency, but is promoted to Candidate Member of the Politburo, for these Observations, pointing out that events in Ukraine are merely CIA plots to extend Criminal Amerikan hegemony to borders of Russia. Thimk, comrades, evil Amerikans --- only a few hundred kilometers from Moscow. What could be worse?

Charlie, at Rip & Read Podcast, for publishing his anti-Party rants in latest MP3 audio format.

Matthew Maynard, for one millionth pop reference to criminals Jake and Elwood.

Bloggers who Trackback to this Show Trial will be investigated and indicted at next Show Trial. (As usual, repeat offenders and those who have not committed fresh crimes may not be prosecuted at next Trials.)