The Politburo Diktat

Show Trial #28

"Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps." - - - V. I. Lenin

So it is with these bloggers, who are no more capable of serving the people than flying.

Gordon, at Cranky Neocon, for this view of medical marijuana.

Jeff Quinton, for spreading false and alliterative rumors. Maybe the Bosox will get it too.

Goose3five, at Comments From Left Field, is given clemency, for this wholly accurate cartoon of modern plagues.

Jeff Goldstein, for insulting loyal Comrade Belafonte.

blogoSFERICS, for combining the three lowest forms of blogging: cat-blogging, chick-blogging, and caption contest.

So-called Citizen Smash, for plotting more revenge on the helpless and innocent. Typical Amerikan imperialist.

The Unabrewer, for retrograde political thinking

Murray, at Silent Running, for abuse of Comrade Ben.

Watcher of Weasels, for imagining problems in The Ukraine. Did not Comrade Putin approve?

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