The Politburo Diktat

Show Trial #24

"Every step in our progress is accompanied by desperate resistance on the part of our enemies who rouse against us all the forces of the old world, all the filth, all the scum of the old society, who mobilize and throw into the struggle against us the most criminal, the most hardened, the most incorrigible, decayed and dishonest elements." *

These filthy bloggers, this cyber-scum, these decayed and dishonest digital-fascists must be punished:

John Donovan, for glorifying militaristic, imperialist weapons. Da, Ivan, how many revolutionaries did these "interrupted screws" cut down?

Sue, at Mind of Mog, for obstructing Progress. What does she have against the Munichurian Candidate?

And Unabrewer, who likewise, fears the burly Austrian.

Elric, at The Asylum, for conjuring up false inconsistencies among the Rice Krispies, er ... Kritics.

Kevin McGehee, for gloating over non-indictment of Criminal GerrymanDelay

EdWonk, for engaging in diatribe against oppressed peoples and peddling Hobbsian Dobbsian line.

Ninme, for attacking MiniTruth's Director of Forged Truth, Comrade Dan.

Beloved Leader, for advertising his own immminent demise? (The Politburo still has this under review, but in the meantime, faced with uncertainty, have 'Beloved Leader' shot, just to be safe.)

David Anderson, for withholding judgment on Criminal Executioner Marine. Comrade David, formerly reliable, has lately engaged in dangerous Right Deviationism. He must be purged.

Rusty Shackleford, for gross geographic ignorance. The Palestinian People's Revolutionary art exhibit was in Westchester County, less than 5 miles from the Commissar's dacha. The Commissar inspekted the event, ready with digital camera, but no keffiyah's nor bats-of-the-moon were in sight. Sadly, the Commissar drove on.

Denita, at Who Tends the Fires, for entertaining these sellers of opium-of-the-people. The Commissar has close familiarity with the co-religionists of Denita's visitors.

Leather Penguin, for glorifying Criminal .. criminals

Bloggers who Trackback to this Show Trial will be investigated and indicted at next Show Trial.