Empire of the Blogs

Excellent map. I have tried to tracktorback your post, but politburo server rejects my tracktors as tools of capitalist oppression. Says workers must toil in fields by hand. I will try to send new tracktorbacks.

My traktorbacks fail also. No empire complete without Xrlqistan.

Nyet, my traktorbacks fail not, or da, they fail to fail.

Allahspach has been nuked.

This is a really weird blog.

BTW Unabrewer: Do you know what's going on at Allahpundit? The guy just dropped out a week or so before the election. Asside from a couple of baseball related posts, that is. It used to be the second place I stopped every day (After The Corner at NRO).

Oh, WTH. I'll Bookmark it. Even though I don't think I quite "get it". 'Course, I'm a dumbass red-stater *shrug*.

Anti-bloggist wreckers have bypassed Fleachtenstein!

Land of Dick. I love it Commissar!
Thanks!

Brilliant!
I yearn for the day when there's a small hamlet for The Bad Hair.

Belmont should have arrows coming out of it in several directions.

*sigh*

Once again, the farmhouse fails to appear. Admittedly, we are but a small outpost, but it pains us that our humble efforts should go unrecognized by the Politburo.

You think you can erase ME so easily? My people are outraged and they are taking to the streets demanding war. Their anger is just, I will lead them into battle against the filthy foe.

That would be YOU, by the way, so watch for an angry mob coming to put your severed head on a pike.

Angry Mob...yes..must join angry mob...now, where's my torch, my torch, where's my pitchfork....Argh! I left them in the oxcart. BRB.

Thanks for the beaches. I shall begin condominium construction right away so that the other denizens of this curious land have a place to spend their money...er...holiday during late summer.

I suppose that I'm on that "as yet, unpublished" map, right Commissar? :-)

Ooooh, Commissar-thank you for the north shores :D

I have faithfully executed the requests of the Empire, and look forward to a new, strong alliance between our peace-loving peoples.

However, much like secret recording devices, I have difficulty operating, how is it you say, "traktorbacks"

Yes, I too tried to stake a claim via track backs and was denied! How can any place exist without Freedomofthought?? (well, ok so a communist place really doesn't want to promote freedomofthought, but that's neither here nor there).

Commissar, over time you have become fat and lazy, and this has come at the expense of the fatness and laziness of your own people. I am OUTRAGED that you would cram so much nutrient-poor red-state conservatism down the throats of your people, without pausing for a moment to consider their rumbling tummies.

Stop building your military-industrial complex in the middle of the arctic tundra for a moment you corrupt, out-of-touch ex-patriot, and put something on the map for a change that the PEOPLE TRULY NEED.

Permanent revolution, comrades!

Look out for us, or we'll come with our torches and our battering ram (and more sophisticated, more spiffy stuff, maybe a few flashlights as well) and remind you, with the help of our good frind the guillotine, that the power ever remains in the hands of the people!

Fool.

I have had trouble with Haloscan, and Blogspot does not support Trackback. Therefore, any help you can give in recognizing the Republic of Nixonia would be much appreciated, we are located in the South-Southeast peninsula on the riverbank.

(Thanks)

Make sure you are using the correct Traktorback URL. Note, it is NOT the URL of the page with the post. Click "Traktorback" below the post and copy/paste the URL noted right at the top.

Tried that, still no go. rabble rabble.

Just swell job, guys, but why are those numbskulls the llamas on it? It's demeaning to be sitting on top of the TTLB & suddenly find yourself next to those handjobs.

Why don't you do another atlas, something like Blogging Uranus, for folks like Robert, Steve, & the Communists for Kerry?

O Комиссар, where’s the love??? The voice of the Alabama пролетариат? You only place the партийное руководство?

Марксизм не должен быть исключителен!

(My traktorback didn't show up, either, dammit!)

Nice touch, "Glenn!"

(wiping diet coke from my screen)

Many apologies Commissar for being so late to the party......I offer my humble bottom for spankings...and myself unto you in gratitude.
*curtsey*

Hey, could I have a body of water? Heligoland Bight kinda sorta matches my name. (Yes, I've played Diplomacy before.)

You heard the man, ComCom -- bight him!

I simply am seeing not of Anthrapradesh-Bloggalnadu on this most Eurocentric-map. It is a small country and remote in the jungle mountains, but has been in existance since the 5th Dynasty was formed from the moist clay of the post-Clintaceous Collapse.

I see Velocistan has been airbrushed out of map in great purge. No rehabilitation? Just a shot in the head.