November 11, 2004
Empire of the Blogs
In the pre-Marxist era, corrupt aristocrats, bloodsuckers of the people, dominated Central Europe. Not content to oppress the people individually, they joined together, to form a Blogging Empire.
Here it is comrades ---- The Empire of the Blogs
Here is map of Empire of the Blogs based on great Russian geographer Kutznutsov' original manuscript. As always, it is clickable map, bringing the visitor right to the blogs noted.
It is possible that subversive wreckers have caused certain notable blog-states to not be shown here. A link and tracktorback to this post, (not to the map itself, comrades) is the most effective way to highlight such sabotage.
Little Miss Attila offers khorosho example of how to document omission from map. Effective, da?
Posted by Commissar at November 11, 2004 03:17 PM
Excellent map. I have tried to tracktorback your post, but politburo server rejects my tracktors as tools of capitalist oppression. Says workers must toil in fields by hand. I will try to send new tracktorbacks.
Extracted from: salt1907 at November 11, 2004 04:08 PMMy traktorbacks fail also. No empire complete without Xrlqistan.
Extracted from: Xrlq at November 11, 2004 05:42 PMNyet, my traktorbacks fail not, or da, they fail to fail.
Extracted from: Xrlq at November 11, 2004 08:21 PMAllahspach has been nuked.
Extracted from: Joe R. the Unabrewer at November 11, 2004 08:37 PMThis is a really weird blog.
BTW Unabrewer: Do you know what's going on at Allahpundit? The guy just dropped out a week or so before the election. Asside from a couple of baseball related posts, that is. It used to be the second place I stopped every day (After The Corner at NRO).
Oh, WTH. I'll Bookmark it. Even though I don't think I quite "get it". 'Course, I'm a dumbass red-stater *shrug*.
Extracted from: Bloghorn Bleghorn at November 12, 2004 05:06 AMDeath to imperialist lackeys! Ho ho!
Extracted from: Natasha Fatale at November 12, 2004 06:57 AMAnti-bloggist wreckers have bypassed Fleachtenstein!
Extracted from: Ghost of a flea at November 12, 2004 09:22 AMLand of Dick. I love it Commissar!
Thanks!
Brilliant!
I yearn for the day when there's a small hamlet for The Bad Hair.
Belmont should have arrows coming out of it in several directions.
Extracted from: Crank at November 12, 2004 10:45 AM*sigh*
Once again, the farmhouse fails to appear. Admittedly, we are but a small outpost, but it pains us that our humble efforts should go unrecognized by the Politburo.
Extracted from: Farmer Joe at November 12, 2004 11:16 AMYou think you can erase ME so easily? My people are outraged and they are taking to the streets demanding war. Their anger is just, I will lead them into battle against the filthy foe.
That would be YOU, by the way, so watch for an angry mob coming to put your severed head on a pike.
Extracted from: Acidman at November 12, 2004 03:32 PMAngry Mob...yes..must join angry mob...now, where's my torch, my torch, where's my pitchfork....Argh! I left them in the oxcart. BRB.
Extracted from: spacemonkey at November 12, 2004 04:23 PMThanks for the beaches. I shall begin condominium construction right away so that the other denizens of this curious land have a place to spend their money...er...holiday during late summer.
Extracted from: King of Fools at November 12, 2004 05:35 PMI suppose that I'm on that "as yet, unpublished" map, right Commissar? :-)
Extracted from: PunditGuy at November 12, 2004 06:40 PMOoooh, Commissar-thank you for the north shores :D
Extracted from: Rae at November 12, 2004 06:49 PMI have faithfully executed the requests of the Empire, and look forward to a new, strong alliance between our peace-loving peoples.
However, much like secret recording devices, I have difficulty operating, how is it you say, "traktorbacks"
Extracted from: Nixon Casablanca at November 12, 2004 07:02 PMYes, I too tried to stake a claim via track backs and was denied! How can any place exist without Freedomofthought?? (well, ok so a communist place really doesn't want to promote freedomofthought, but that's neither here nor there).
Extracted from: Claudia at November 13, 2004 12:35 AMCommissar, over time you have become fat and lazy, and this has come at the expense of the fatness and laziness of your own people. I am OUTRAGED that you would cram so much nutrient-poor red-state conservatism down the throats of your people, without pausing for a moment to consider their rumbling tummies.
Stop building your military-industrial complex in the middle of the arctic tundra for a moment you corrupt, out-of-touch ex-patriot, and put something on the map for a change that the PEOPLE TRULY NEED.
Permanent revolution, comrades!
Look out for us, or we'll come with our torches and our battering ram (and more sophisticated, more spiffy stuff, maybe a few flashlights as well) and remind you, with the help of our good frind the guillotine, that the power ever remains in the hands of the people!
Fool.
I have had trouble with Haloscan, and Blogspot does not support Trackback. Therefore, any help you can give in recognizing the Republic of Nixonia would be much appreciated, we are located in the South-Southeast peninsula on the riverbank.
(Thanks)
Extracted from: Nixon Casablanca at November 13, 2004 10:06 AMMake sure you are using the correct Traktorback URL. Note, it is NOT the URL of the page with the post. Click "Traktorback" below the post and copy/paste the URL noted right at the top.
Extracted from: Desert Cat at November 13, 2004 11:50 AMTried that, still no go. rabble rabble.
Extracted from: Nixon Casablanca at November 13, 2004 06:18 PMJust swell job, guys, but why are those numbskulls the llamas on it? It's demeaning to be sitting on top of the TTLB & suddenly find yourself next to those handjobs.
Why don't you do another atlas, something like Blogging Uranus, for folks like Robert, Steve, & the Communists for Kerry?
Extracted from: glenn reynolds at November 13, 2004 10:31 PMO Комиссар, where’s the love??? The voice of the Alabama пролетариат? You only place the партийное руководство?
Марксизм не должен быть исключителен!
(My traktorback didn't show up, either, dammit!)
Extracted from: Beth at November 14, 2004 01:37 AMNice touch, "Glenn!"
(wiping diet coke from my screen)
Extracted from: Beth at November 14, 2004 01:46 AMDarn! The TraktorBack doesn't work for us members of the proletariat!
Extracted from: Fausta at November 14, 2004 12:39 PMMany apologies Commissar for being so late to the party......I offer my humble bottom for spankings...and myself unto you in gratitude.
*curtsey*
Hey, could I have a body of water? Heligoland Bight kinda sorta matches my name. (Yes, I've played Diplomacy before.)
Extracted from: Alan K. Henderson at November 15, 2004 05:13 AMYou heard the man, ComCom -- bight him!
Extracted from: McGehee at November 15, 2004 01:07 PMI simply am seeing not of Anthrapradesh-Bloggalnadu on this most Eurocentric-map. It is a small country and remote in the jungle mountains, but has been in existance since the 5th Dynasty was formed from the moist clay of the post-Clintaceous Collapse.
Extracted from: -keith in mtn. view at November 15, 2004 07:16 PMI see Velocistan has been airbrushed out of map in great purge. No rehabilitation? Just a shot in the head.
Extracted from: Velociman at November 16, 2004 12:09 PM
