The Politburo Diktat

Bah! Those numbers are phoney! And irrelevant anyway, because anything less than 80% of the vote means Bush has no mandate whatsoever!

The exit polls totally contradict both the popular vote and the electoral college. I agree with Watcher...Bush couldn't get a mandate at a gay singles bar.

Commissar, who do you think the Party will nominate in '08? Comrade Hillary, Perhaps?

Hillary?  That right-wing extremist?!  No, no...  a much better choice would be Cynthia McKinney.

because anything less than 80% of the vote means Bush has no mandate whatsoever!

rotflmao

What do you call control of the Senate and House plus a majority popular vote? Oh I almost forgot about State governorships.

Tell me, how does that stack up with Clinton's second term?

When I read the hysteria and spleen over the reuslts of this election I am reminded of this essay

The unteachable ignorance of the red states

By Jane Smiley,

in particular the part where she says, "The history of the last four years shows that red state types, above all, do not want to be told what to dothey prefer to be ignorant. As a result, they are virtually unteachable."
"Can the Democrats appeal to such voters? Do they want to?"

I thought a long time on how best to answer her and decided this way would be good.

The lines "oh You're So Condescending
your Gall Is Never Ending
we Don't Want Nothin', Not A Thing From You"

I found to be particularly fitting. ;-)

We're Not Gonna Take It

They're all stupid Christians too! lmao!

If 60 million American voters are as stupid as the Left claims, what does that say about their precious public education system?

In one way he got there, when he reached 59,500,001 votes, which, when rounded to the nearest million, is sixty million.

And you're not even a lawyer!

But in one way, you are, because you made an argument worthy of a lawyer.

If 60 million American voters are as stupid as the Left claims, what does that say about their precious public education system?

That it's working...

Oh, sure, there's a glitch in the elections engine of the system; but beyond that, the "dumbing down" of the population is proceeding on schedule...

Note to Kommissar: Keep eyes on Comrade McGehee; dis vun is too observant, too insightful... On skora boodit opasniy...

I'm a product of "revolving door justice" -- I've been denounced in so many show trials I may have to run for office.

That's how I always round off my millions anyway.

Did you mean billions there, THK? ;)

I don't think Bush makes 60 mil, unfortunately.

Just food for thought; Comrad Boosh, in all his evilness was blamed by the good guys for the shortage of flu vacine. Now the elections are over....howcome there is vacine in all the clinics. I don't know the answer to this, is there a spy out there that will come clean?

I knew prayer would give Bush a huge mandate. Thank God Jesus is on our side.

Comrade Commissar,

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