September 08, 2004
Show Trial #8
"Every step in our progress is accompanied by desperate resistance on the part of our enemies who rouse against us all the forces of the old world, all the filth, all the scum of the old society, who mobilize and throw into the struggle against us the most criminal, the most hardened, the most incorrigible, decayed and dishonest elements." *
These filthy bloggers, this cyber-scum, these decayed and dishonest digital-fascists must be punished:
Michael Hiteshaw, for this nekulturniy rambling on Central Asia
Brian, for disparaging glorious Socialist global people's government
Canadian Chuck, for warmongering allegations of World War Three. Comrade, more Revolutionary zeal in destroying Criminal Reactionary Bush!!!!
Capitalist Cameron for laziness and shirking in his support for approved party candidates.
Beth, for this diatribe against The Massachurian Candidate
Skillzy for Kulak-like, gluttonous chicken recipe. And also for disabling People's Fraternal Tractorbacks!!!!
Gnotalex, for lazy, anti-productive Googletalk tool. Try "new party slogan" ... Google's response is telling, da?
Jerry Scharf, for asking insulting questions of Comrade Kerry.
Bloggers who Trackback to this Show Trial will be investigated and indicted at next Show Trial. (Provided that they have committed fresh crimes since their Trackback post. But don't worry, Comrades LW & M, there is no escaping the people's justice ... eventually.)
Posted by Commissar at September 8, 2004 09:41 PM
As always, tracktorbacks are enabled at the times, but in the stealthy, Ohio-class style used by Wordpress, where they show up in the comments. And the recipe actually uses hamburger, because ground chicken is bourgeois, and doesn't make the tater tots greasy enough.
Extracted from: skillzy at September 9, 2004 08:29 AMLaziness? LAZINESS??
Do you know how many hours I had to waste in my cubicle in order to write that post? Yeesh!
