Glenn Reynolds - Class President 1,2,3,4; President of Student Council 1,2,3,4; Captain of Football Team 1,2,3,4; Voted Most Likely to Get Four Million Hits
James Joyner - ROTC 1,2,3,4; Journalism 1; Poetry Club 2; Football 1; Baseball 4; Art Club 2; JA 1; NHS 4; Economics Club 3; History Club 4; Newspaper Club 2
Andrew Sullivan - Young Entrepeneurs Club 2,3,4; Fence-Sitters Club 1,2,3,4; Drama Club 3,4
Kate McMillan - Dog Club 2,3,4; Art Club 1,2,3,4; Motorcycle Club 3,4; Canadian Exchange Student 3,4
Jeff Jarvis - Howard Stern Fan Club 1,2,3,4; Howard Stern Fan Club 1,2,3,4; Howard Stern Fan Club 1,2,3,4
Suburban Kelly - Future Homemakers of America 2,3,4
Ana Marie Cox - Future Ho’makers of America 3,4; Girl Scouts 1,2,3,4
Kim du Toit - President of Rifle Club 1,2,3,4; Pistol Club 2,3,4; Automatic Weapons Club 1,2; Junior NRA 3,4
Charles Johnson - Muslim-American Friendship League 3,4
Oliver Willis - Young Democrats 1,2,3,4; Swim Team 3,4
Stephen Green - Debate Team 2,3,4; Voted Best Looking 1,2,3,4; Great Hair Club 2,3,4
Boi From Troy - Drama 1,2,3,4; Student Council 3,4; Home Ec 2,3; YMCA 3,4; Football 3,4
Kevin Aylward - Engineering Club 2,3,4; Girl Scouts 1,2,3; Home Ec 2,3,4; Cheerleading Squad 3,4
Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiler - Palestinian-American Friendship Club 2,3,4; Model UN 1,2
Bill INDC - Photo Club 2,3,4; ROTC 1,2; Art Club 2; Junior 4H 3,4; Yearbook 4 (Bill dug out his old yearbook and found some great inscriptions.)
Rusty Shackleford - Economics Club 1,2,3; Russian Exchange Program 2,3,4; Yearbook 4
Captain's Quarters - Yacht Club 2,3,4; Journalism Club 1,2; “Did you see my article about the Cuban Missile Crisis?"
Daniel Drezner - Future Economists 3,4
J.D. Mays - Psychology Club 2,3,4; Dog Club 1,2,3
Mamamontezz - Art Club 1,2,3
Spoons - UFO Club 1,2,3,4
John Cole - ROTC 2,3,4
Johnny Walker Red - Photo Club 3,4; Engineering Club 4
Jeff Quinton Guillotine Club 3,4
Dean Esmay - Debate Team Captain 3,4; National Science Fair Honorable Mention 4
Michelle Malkin - Cheerleader 2,3,4; Class VP 4; Debating Team 2,3,4; Great Hair Club 2,3,4
The Commissar - National Geographic Club 1,2,3; Russian-American Friendship Club 3,4; JV Soccer 1; Yearbook 4
Juliette Baldilocks - ROTC 1,2,3; Conservative Club 3,4
Aaron - After School Board Games Club 1,2,3,4,5,6; Young Israel 3,4
C.D. Harris - "The Four Horsemen"
King of Fools - Engineering Club 2,3,4; Varsity Ping-pong 3,4
Hugh Hewitt - Radio Club 2,3,4
Serenity - Gun Club 2,3,4; Debating Team 1,2
Belmont Club - Leo Tolstoy Fan Club; “Have you read my article on the Gulf of Tonkin incident?”
Allah - Chess Club 1
Donald Sensing - Bible Club 2,3,4; ROTC 3,4
Karol S. - Young Republicans 2,3,4
Zeyad - Iraqi Exchange Student Club 3,4
Tanya - Engineering Club 3,4; Chess Club 1
Markos Zuniga - "Hey, who's bringing the marshmallows?"
Scott Elliott - Future Political Science major
Jeff Goldstein - James Joyce Study Group 3,4; Mensa 1,2,3; Poetry Club 1,2
Beth Donovan - Rumpole Fan Club 2,3,4; Girlfriend of John 1,2,3,4
Michele Catalano - Drama 1,2,3,4; Baseball Cheerleader 2,3,4; Van Club 3
Grey Hawk - Newspaper Club 1,2,3
Pixy Misa - Engineering Club 1,2,3,4 (President 4); Munuviana Exchange Student 3,4
Steven den Beste - Star Trek Club 2,3
Scrappleface - Class Clown 2,3,4
John Donovan - ROTC 1,2,3,4; Rifle Club 2,3,4; Boyfriend of Beth 1,2,3,4
Allison Kaplan Sommer - Israel Exchange Program 3,4
Blackfive - ROTC 1,2,3,4; Rifle Club 2,3,4
Jim Snooze - Car Club 1,2,3
Nick Queen - CYO 1,2,3; Bible Club 1; History Club 2,3
ProfessorBainbridge - Future Lawyers of America 2,3,4
David Scott Anderson - Common Cause 1,2,34; Young Democrats 2,3,4; Photo Club 2; Costa Rica Exchange Program 3
Tom Burka - Voted Wittiest in Class 2,3,4; Freedom Marchers 2
The Gamer's Nook - Young Americans for Freedom 1,2,3,4
Jane Novak - Journalism Club 1,2,3
Cox & Forkum - Art Cub 1,2,3,4
Eliana Katz - Fashion Club 2,3,4
Patterico - Journalism Club 1,2,3
Frank J. - Voted Class Clown 2,3,4
Moe Lane - ADA 2,3,4; PIRG 1,2,3; Common Cause 3,4
Emigre - Travel Club 1,2,3; Model UN 3,4
Ironbear - Journalism Club President 4
Joe Katzman - Debating Team 2,3,4
Chief Wiggles - Christmas Toy Drive Leader 1,2,3,4; ROTC 3,4
Sean Hackbarth - "You want ketchup with that?"
Grim Beorn - Viking Club 1,2,3
Skillzy - Industrial Arts major
Venomous Kate - Engineering Club 2,3; Future Lawyers of America 3,4
Citizen Smash - ROTC 1,2,3,4;
Chuck Simmins - Photo Club 2,3,4; EMS 3,4
Neptunus Lex - Young Middies 2,3,4
Joyce - Drama 1,2,3; Cheerleader 4; Debate Team 3
Big Dick - Industrial Arta major; Carpentry Club 1
David Wissing - Future Political Science major
N Todd - Quaker Club 2,3,4; Ukrainian Exchange Program 3,4
Jennifer Lars - History Club 1,2,3
Sue Mog - Angelina Jolie Fan Club 2,3,4; Engineering Club 3,4
Mark Shea - CYO 1,2,3
Michael - ROTC 1,2,3,4;
Straight White Guy - Voted Most Likely to Come Out of the Closet
NZ Bear - Math Club 1,2; Computer Club (VP) 2,3,4; Tennis Team 1
Ace - Band (Cowbell) 2,3,4; Paul Anka Fan club (pres) 3,4
Iowahawk -Hot Rod Club President 3,4; Dead Poets Society 1,2,3
Phil A. Buster - Model Senate, VP, 3,4
Cheese Mistress French Club (Pres) 3,4
Steve - Model Airplane Building in an unventilated room club 1,2,3,4; Young Hayek Pioneers, 4
Robb Allen - Future Jarheads of America 2,3,4; Boyfriend of Kari 3,4; Racquetball Club 2,3
Smug - Photo Club, Finger Painting 1,2,3; Home Ec 2,3
Tom Bridge - Computer Club 1,2,3,4
Chadster - Belgian Exchange Student; "Most Likely To Be Born 20 Years Later"
SarahW - Russian American Friendship Club 1,2,3,4; Audio-Visual Squad 3,4 (Ed. note - In my high school, there really was an oddly elite "AV" squad; they thought they were cool, acted cool, and everyone else bought into it.)
Teresa - Soccer Cheerleader 3,4; Inadequate Documentation Club 1
Jack - History Club 1,2; Debate Team 3,4; Science Fair 3; Literary Society 3,4
Little Miss Attila - Poetry club 1,2; Pistol club 2,4; Scimitar club 3,4; Club club 4; Lettered in sacking cities.
"Com-Dawg,
Don't ever change. Stay N school. Have a gr8 summer.
Friends 4Ever,
J-Money"
Excuse me, but I was also in Chess Club...
Awesome!
Umm, I guess I was on the debate team. Also the newspaper staff. ;-)
Wow you are the master and thanks much. Jane aka Joan
Model Airplane Building in an unventilated room club (1-4), Young Hayek Pioneers (4)
Where is Mrs. DuToit?
Hey, know why the Llamabutchers weren't on the list? Because they both went to that weird Montessori school up the street, is why ...
I was "excused" from developmental Photoshop classes in favor of finger-painting 101.
I also ate (eat) paste.
Computer Club 1,2,3,4
Belgian Exchange Student. Also, "Most Likely To Be Born 20 Years Later."
Not pictured.
Damn. Ignored by the revolution once again.
Sitting in the corner, being invisible...
Sigh, yet another example of Comrade Creativity that I do not make the cut for.
I think the Commissar's clubs are incomplete. Surely he was in the Satire Society for at least 3 & 4...
Well, I never did much in HS anyway...
What about John Hawkins?
Commie, you left out that I was founder and four-time president of the unsanctioned High Explosives Club.
Steve H. Home Ec 1,2,3,4,5,6; Toastmasters; Future ex-Lawyers of America 2,3,4; Pistol Club 2,3,4; Bird Club 3,4; Clubbed Democrats: too many to fit in picture
*cough*
Bolshoi goodness. Musta ripped out the sportsgeek pages though.
Football 1,3(All Conf/Dist),4(All Conf/Dist/State) Wrestling 1(USDSEA Champion),3(1st Conf/Dist/Reg/3rd State),4(1st Conf/Dist/Reg/State Champ) Track 1,3,4(Also-ran)
Speech and Debate, 3(State Radio/Debate),4(State, Radio/Debate).
That Rheumatic Fever sophomore year really hurt the jocking! But, hey, I got to meet Beth and she nursed me back... and turned me into the nerd I am.
Comrades above added; fraternal trackback from them appreciated.
It helps to tell about yourself.
Self-promotion only.
"above" McGeehee anyway. :)
Czarist hobgoblins still at work.
Don't mean to get sentimental but your work binds the proletariat of blogistan: otherwise would be a loose affilation, now the sense of community of workers party is STRONG.
Hobgoblins defeated! Thank you.
I was also a member of the Future Gynocologist of America club.
Self promotion only
So I can't ask where Rand Simberg and his 1965 Mission to the Moon club presidency is...?
Or where Christopher Johnson and his membership in Young Episcopalian Conservatives club is...?
Darnit!
Poetry club, most precocious three-year-old on campus. Pistol club, scimitar club. Lettered in sacking cities.
Excellent list Commissar!
Here in Canuckistan, I can give you all the fraternal Socialist assistance you'll ever need!
We're becoming very good at it up here.
... thanks, Comrade.. it's a pleasure to have made the yearbook..
Ahem ... Philosophy Club 2,3,4
Jews for Jeter 3,4
Russky-Republican Club 1,2,3,4
Most likely to lead a school walk-out to Caesar Chavez Park to protest the Howard Jarvis tax cuts.
Not kidnapped and therefore not portrayed in this movie.
Newspaper, debate, Junior Statesmen of America, yearbook, Treasurer, FBLA ...
Man, even back then Steven Den Beste was a man ahead of his time. Member of the Star Trek club for two years before it even premiered in the fall of 1966! Yet more proof of the man's genius...
J.
I didn't realise there was a Munuvian exchange program. Nice work.
This is very cool, Commissar. very nicely done. ;]
"Ironbear - Journalism Club President 4"
And Fencing Team, Track, Rifle Team [Not president or captain of any of those, just a grunt] and unofficial member of the School Clandestine Drag Racing team. ;]
Communist-Progressive Front 1; Young Conservatives 2; Junior Libertarian Society 3 (Founder & President); Year 4 incomplete (due to excessive absenteeism, except for occasional appearances at James Joyce Study Group).
You are THE KING!!!
What? No Moxie? No Velociman?
Google club, Absurd parallels to the War on Terror team, alternate spell-checker, and, um, {cough}, choir...
How could you have missed me, Commissar? Cheerleading 1,2,3,4; Cheerleading Captain 4; Young Republican Women 1,2,3,4; (and anything else you can creatively come up with;)
(walks away weeping and refusing to sign your yearbook)
What Sekimori said.
But of course that is the trouble with anything like this, and you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Sure, I leave Dean's World to strike out on my own and I'm all forgotten by the big boys in town. Sigh
Expert Marksman
Debate Team Captain and 3 time champion
Silver Medalist in the Science Olympiad -chemistry
&
Pothead
Nickname in H.S. Machinegun Mouth
For the record, I quit Mensa in year 4. I didn't suddenly get dum.
Rode the Short Bus. Voted Most Likely to Wind Up Working in a Gas Station.
I was a loner in high school. Kind of like now. But I was on the Debate Team.
Detention 1,2,3,4
Yr 1,2, Silver Ring Club. Yr 3, "Steroids against Acne" founder and President. Yr 4, President of "Who wants to leave Silver Ring ?" Club.
Thank God I was homeschooled.
PIRG? PIRG!?! Them's fighting words. ;)
No Love.... :(
Shame on all of you for engaging in such bourgeouis pasttimes, when there are workers waiting to be freed from their capitalist oppressors! You should be leading and arranging spontaneous uprisings of the proletariat against the imperialist exploiters!
Where are your efforts to enlighten the masses via sloganeering, placard waving, and political pamphlet distribution? You should be raising the political consciousness of the workers so that they can one day unite in ideological purity and socialistic fervor to initiate The Revolution and bring forward the Worker's Paradise, not waste time going to band camp!
Big, Wild 'Fro, Ben Wallace-Prototype Hair Club, 1,2,3 (I cut it short in my senior year).
*cough, cough*
Debate team, drama club, rifle team, Boy Scouts (no truth to the rumor that I was kicked out for eating brownies).
gee, am away for a few days moving... Harummmph
Band (1 - 1st Chair, Lettered), ROTC (2,3,4 - BN XO, Lettered) Academic Team (1,2,3,4 - Co-Captain, Lettered) Newspaper (4) Token Republican (1,2,3,4) Salutorian
Wow. Looking at the time I've wasted since then, it's no wonder my parents are so disappointed... :P
1965? It seems that this is a listing of a most geriatric bunch of earthlings. I surmise that they would hardly be worth the energy needed to zap the crap out of them. I am sure it would be just like shooting a barrel full of Arconians during their daily communal bathing event.
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