June 22, 2004

Equal Time for Tojo

Da, comrades, so now Criminal Reactionary Bush is not only Hitler, but also Mussolini.

Why not Tojo? Both have four letters in their last names. Tojo was war criminal too, da?

Maybe Bush is really Genghis Khan. Both invaded Iraq. (Actually it was Hulegu, Genghis' grandson, but who has ever heard of him? You want accuracy or plausibility, comrades? Chyort!)

Or perhaps he is Napoleon. Is not Corscia considered the Texas of France? Bush kept Saddam's gun; Napoleon was notoriously poorly endowed. Da, rich psychological comparisons.

He could be King George III. ... Sorry ... "This specious space already taken."

Have you considered Caligula? Both gained top office by illegal means. Caligula murdered his mother; Dubya murdered, or least contravened, his father's policies in Iraq.

The classics are rich, are they not? Nero "fiddled while Rome burned." Nero fond of chariot racing, So is Shrimp Chub Bush. Note insightful commentary at that last link, from Comrade BlameBush:

Shrub appeared at the Daytona 500 today, but he's not fooling me. It's just another big photo-op.

It sure takes a lot of nerve to show his face there after he murdered Dale Earnhardt. I'm surprised those rednecks didn't tear him to shreds.

And get a load of this shot:

I bet he'll try to pass this off as proof that he showed up for his National Guard service!

Count Dracula, how about Count Dracula? Has Bush not sucked the blood from defenseless children imprisoned at Guantanamo?

Why stop, comrades? Why stop? Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Stalin, Adolph Eichmann, ...

Genghis Khan, Napoleon, George III, Santa Ana, Jefferson Davis, O.J. Simpson, Bart Simpson,

Lee Harvey Oswald, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, John Wayne, Wayne Newton, ...

Dubya the Ripper, Bushenstein, Dracula, Caligula, Nero, Captain Bligh, Wile E. Coyote, Elmer Fudd, Oscar Kakuschka, ...

Bolshoi possibilities, comrades!


Posted by Commissar at June 22, 2004 09:38 AM
Confessions

Is squirrel to Cheney's moose.

Ohhh, Dahlink, don't think I haff forgotten those humiliatink days.

Extracted from: Natasha Fatale at June 22, 2004 02:53 PM

Ahhhhh....Maybe because unlike Hitler and Il Duce glorious leader Tojo used kamikaze/suicide bombers in his holy war against evil FDR/Churchill imperialist aggression. This makes Tojo an unlikely comparison to chimp-shrub bush. Tojo/Suicide jihadis=Good. Chimp-bush/Hitler/Mussolini=Evil.

At least I think that's what Chomsky says....

Extracted from: Senator PhilABuster at June 22, 2004 03:20 PM

Whew.....for a minute there I thought you were going to compare him to Klinton.

Extracted from: Rusty Shackleford at June 22, 2004 08:36 PM

bush = attila the hun, kublai khan, mao zhe dung, ferdinand marcos, uday/qusay/saddam hussein...

/going with the flow

Extracted from: fluke_boy at June 22, 2004 11:29 PM

Bush has to be Hitler, otherwise we're the Jews.

Extracted from: Comrade Jane at June 23, 2004 08:37 PM