The Politburo Diktat

Spirit of Jihad

Militarist hegemons want to build own television station? So-called "Spirit of America?"

Politburo will not accept this! We reject this Amerikan propaganda.

We meet this threat to Al Jazeera, "Pravda on the Gulf," with our own "Spirit of Jihad!" Give, comrades, give! Give till it hurts Jews. Al Jaz needs more money, to film more hostage takings, to whip up even larger anti-Amerikan crowds, more close-up lenses for those really gory shots of dead jihadis (and they may need a lot of those, soon), and more reporter-jihadis to provoke "unprovoked" Amerikan gunfire. To develop new game shows (via Allah).

All good bloggers will join in. Many have already joined. Read their comments:

dKos: "Spirit of America? Screw them!"

Atrios: "Bush lied. Support al Jaz!"

Wankette: "Chalabi is gay. Donkey-intercoursing!!!!! And as for al Sadr, it's not just his Mehdi army that's huge and growing. Multiple Donkey-intercoursing!!!!! Tee Hee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

NTodd: "If you look at the latest statistics,¹ as published by al-Nielsen,² you will see that al Jazeera has made significant³ inroads in the critical 11-17 year old "potential jihadi" market,⁴ and that even I fall asleep before I finish⁵ one of these carefully footnoted entries.^6,7,8

League of Liberals: We will double-count our contributions to Spirit of Jihadi. No we will triple count them. Anything to pull ahead of the hateful Fascist Fusileers, Libertine Alliance, and ad hoc, non-UN Victory Coalition. Quadruple counters for al Jazeera.

Kevin Drum: Let's not be AWOL in our support of al Jazeera!

The Antagonist: Support al Jazeera, or we will Google you within an inch of your life!

Oliver Willis: "Spirit of Jihad - Like Dynamite to Dhimmi!"