March 11, 2004

Lindauer - Their Woman in Washington

Wizbang: Democratic Staffer Indicted For Spying For Iraq Kevin Aylward, Capitalist Reactionary blogger has reported that Susan Lindauer, 41, of Takoma Park, MD, arrested Thursday on charges she acted as an Iraqi spy before and after the U.S. invasion of Iraq, has worked as a staffer on Democratic campaigns, including those of Carol Moseley-Braun, Peter DeFazio, and others.

Lies! Lies! Lies! Loyal Party member not do that. Is Bushite plot. BFEE conspiracy!

Comrades, recall the Garofalo Doctrine, "Anti-war is NOT pro-Saddam." Repeat ten times. Have Aylward shot.


Posted by Commissar at March 11, 2004 01:30 PM
Confessions

Slava bogu! We've finally discovered incontrovertible proof that all Democrats and anti-war people were pro-Saddam all along!

Extracted from: NTodd at March 11, 2004 04:13 PM

Is Bushite plot.

Could be...

Extracted from: NTodd at March 11, 2004 08:50 PM

Thinks about "Neilbush."

If you drop the "l," "u," and "h,", and turn the "b" upside down, you have an almost perfect anagram for "Spain," in reverse.

Just think about it, comrades.

Extracted from: The Commissar at March 12, 2004 01:01 AM

Comrades, comrades... Relax! Is not catastrophic. Our Glorious Organs have devised diabolical plan to deflect attention. Woman is not ex-dhimmicrat staffer lefty. No, Comrades. Woman is "member of Bush's staffer family".

Useful idiots at our service already on the case. Sleep well Comrades.

Extracted from: Comrade Yagoda at March 12, 2004 01:44 AM

Comrades at NY Times take party line:

Accused Spy is Cousin of Bush Staffer

Extracted from: Rusty Shackleford at March 12, 2004 02:51 PM

We're on to you and your friends Mr. Russkie. Freedom always wins the battle.


Stay in view, please.

Extracted from: CIA at March 12, 2004 04:37 PM

Is interesting nuclear-free zone of Takoma Park spells Tacoma like large-breasted Natasha Fatale does. No Moose in Takoma Park, either, and all Squirrels denied flying privileges.

Extracted from: Velociman at March 12, 2004 06:17 PM