February 11, 2004

NKVD Firing Squad

Comrades, is busy week, da? So many reactionaries, so little ammunition.

On the strength of newly revealed circumstances ascertained by the investigating authorities in connection with the discovery of a number of terrorist groups of Totskyites and Zinovievites, the investigation has established that C. Lawrence, boifromtroi, Marmot, McQ, Rob, Ian, Alpha, Joe, Jeff, and Josh Fielek were the direct organizers of the destruction of Comrade H. Dean.

Chris Lawrence put forth a number of lies to explain Comrade Dean's demise. Come now, comrades, we know it was Trotskyite plot. For that, he will be shot.

Boifromtroi looks at private entity acting as an agent of the government. Seriously, comrades, there are no 'private entities acting as;' we are all subsidiary organs of the state. For that ignorance, he will be shot.

Regrettably, while Marmot, from Korea, implicitly recognizes historical Russian imperatives in Western Pacific, he does so in context of opiate of the people. For that, he will be shot.

McQ, at QandO picks apart Comrade Kerry's laudable efforts to restrain Amerikan militarism. For that, he will be shot.

Rob "says nothing" about Marxian full employment in this discussion of Alan Greenbackspan's latests economic lies. For that, he will be shot.

Ian, Inoperable Terran, has been spreading lies, lies, and lies. And in other posts today. All very reactionary. For that, he will be shot.

Of course, AlphaPatriot confuses Barbary pirates history. Comrade A.P. --- if Amerika does it, it is wrong, da? For that confusion, he will be shot.

Joe claims to be nothing more than an evangelical spongemonkey. For that, he will be shot.

Jeff Quinton engages in reprehensible, bourgeois capitalism. For that, he will be shot.

Josh Jon Fieleks sings Martha a song. Very off key. For that, he will still be shot, twice.


Posted by Commissar at February 11, 2004 02:44 PM
Confessions

Commissar --

It is Josh Fielek, not Jon. For that, you will be shot.

Extracted from: J. Fielek at February 11, 2004 02:46 PM

And there is no 's' at the end of the name.

For that, you will be shot again.

And for being pedantic and pointing out spelling errors, I will be shot as well.

Extracted from: J. Fielek at February 11, 2004 02:47 PM

Josh Fielek,

I do not object to picayune, teeny-tiny, obsessive-compulsive, nitpicker.

Only an inattentive one.

Extracted from: Commissar at February 11, 2004 02:51 PM

I suppose I shouldn't mention the "Barbary priates", then :-D

If I keep this up, I might make the DemCom Deck of Cards :-)

Extracted from: J. Fielek at February 11, 2004 03:27 PM

That assumes that a communist government is even able to make enough bullets to shoot that many people. I suppose you could find a capitalist to sell them to you.

Extracted from: Gary and the Samoyeds at February 11, 2004 09:23 PM

Comrade Dean victim of "white boys who run the Republican party" conspiracy. Could not happen to better Comrade. Now Comrade Dean had taste of "politically and color diversity correct boys who run DemoRat party".

Da!

Extracted from: Comrade Yagoda at February 13, 2004 05:30 PM