February 10, 2004

Kerry Good Quotes

Kerry on Vietnam Era Service

"I would defend the president's choice with respect to going into the Guard," Kerry says. "I've never made any judgments about any choice somebody made about avoiding the draft, about going to Canada, going to jail, being a conscientious objector, going into the National Guard. Those are choices people make." US News

Kerry on Paying Taxes?

"I've never made any judgments about any choice somebody made about avoiding taxes, about cheating on their 1040, about sheltering income, about contributing to charity. Those are choices people make."

Kerry on Janet Jackson?

"I would defend the singer's choice with respect to exposing herself," Kerry says. "I've never made any judgments about any choice somebody made about exposing a boob, about getting a doctor’s examination, going to bed, using the toilet, going into childbirth. Those are choices people make."

Kerry on Terrorism?

"I've never made any judgments about any choice somebody made about terrorism, about flying planes into buildings, about jumping out of burning buildings, or going into burning buildings with the Fire Department. Those are choices people make."

Dr. Kerry on Pediatrics?

"I've never made any judgments about any growth that some child has experienced, about malignant tumors, having a benign tumor, or a 13-year-old growing taller than his father. Those are growth experiences people have."

Kerry on Bill Clinton?

"I would defend the president's choice with respect to getting a little head," Kerry says. "I've never made any judgments about any choice somebody made about cheating on one’s wife, about going to a motel, being an unconscionable philanderer, or honoring marital commitments. Those are choices people make."


Posted by Commissar at February 10, 2004 02:46 PM
Confessions

Molodyets!

Extracted from: NTodd at February 10, 2004 03:23 PM

If evil trackbacks working on blogger, I trackback this...but only after changing wet urine stained pants from laughing.

Extracted from: Rusty Shackleford at February 10, 2004 04:45 PM

I confess that Rusty Shakleford is an enemy of the people.

Extracted from: Butters at February 10, 2004 09:31 PM

Comrade Kerry big sitting duck. In fact, Tchekist Organs analysis is that Comrade Kerry is to DemoRat Party what Hindenburg Zeppelin is to aviation.

Extracted from: Comrade Yagoda at February 13, 2004 05:35 PM