The Politburo Diktat

Don't Shoot, Dahlink!

Is me, Natasha, havink used adwanced NKVD techniques to break into Dahlink's blog. Actually, I vas breakink into top secret files to find out if he is still payink rent on luxury dacha outside of Leningrad (I vill alvays call it that, I don't care vhat reactionary puppet gowernment in Moskva calls it!), but got diwerted here by ultra-secret security system. Oh vell, I'll just ask him. I haff first and last decade's rent and security deposit ready to slip under table if is awailable.

Is not funny that Baretta's lawyer has defected. Defectink is never funny. I think lawyer is tryink to prowoke Baretta into shootink him, make jury think he is guilty. Wery tricky are lawyers. Is vhy ve outlawed lawyers in Sowiet Union. If you vere arrested you vere guilty. Much simpler that vay, nyet?

Must be dezinformatsiya campaign by CIA director, I think. He says agency made mistake sayink Comrade Hussein vas almost haffink nuclear veapons. Is no mistake. Vas all part of ingenious master plan to justify var, you ask anybody. Ask Onvard Dean. He knows truth.