The Politburo Diktat

Pravda Reports

Comrades are encouraged to read Truth in Pravda, (da, word "pravda" means "truth"), instead of lies in capitalist, zhid-controlled Amerikan media. Few examples:

Ghenghis Khan is to blame for Russian drunks
Scientists claim that almost half of the Russian population inherited Mongol genes. In search of a revolutionary drug to cure alcoholism and hang-over, scientists were able to establish direct genetic correlation between traditional weakness of the Russians for the alcoholic beverages and the invasion of the Tatar hordes of Chingiz khan on the Russian territory. Scientists claim that almost half of the Russian population inherited Mongol genes consequently causing more alcohol to be absorbed by blood. Russians also require more time to fully digest alcohol than Europeans for instance. This means that Russians drink more heavily, suffer from severe hang-over and are overall more susceptible to become alcohol dependent, especially taking into account Russian love for vodka, tough climate and social-economic chaos in the country since the collapse of the USSR. (Read rest of Pravda article.)

"Secret Russian weapons" still terrify Americans
Having SS-18 Missile (Satan), Russia may not be afraid of the US withdrawal from the Anti-Missile Treaty and anti-missile systems. This missile has Multiple Independently - Targetable Reentry Vehicle and is still invulnerable for anti-missile systems. SS-18 missile bears 16 platforms, one of them contains false targets system. After reaching high orbit, all missile heads become hidden in the cloud of false targets and therefore invulnerable for radars. The missile heads are armored with the use of extremely dense and heavy metal Uranium-239. Such an armory cannot be burnt by laser in foreseeable future. (Read rest of Pravda article.)

Russians politicians did not accept bribes from Saddam
The other day, European media has published a reprint of the Iraqi newspaper Al-Mada regarding the fact that former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein had provided reduced oil tariffs for politicians and presidents of several countries for millions of barrels in exchange for supporting his regime. The list of all "bribe-takers, who violated the International sanctions in regards to Iraq," has been published in Al-Mada ["The Horizon"] on Sunday. 270 individuals and organizations from Saudi Arabia, Brazil, China, Byelorussia, Ukraine, as well as famous politicians and businessmen from 16 Arabian, 17 European, 9 Asian, and 4 African nations were among those who willingly accepted Iraqi oil. (Read rest of Pravda article.)

Last article very instructive, Comrades. Note headline "did NOT take bribes." But article itself? Simply presents same story that has been around for couple days, including ritual denials that have been reported. No new news at all. But headline? In great Stalinist, "big lie" tradition, headline simply states Pravda's editorial position, as "fact," as "truth."

And, for bolshoi conspiracy theories and humor, read Pravda Forum. Consider familiar, "no liquids near keyboard" warning to have been issued.