January 29, 2004

Free Trackback Post

See Rule #5 here. Many questions from Comrades. "What is 'free trackback post'?"

Like this, comrades:

Good morning, not only do I have nothing to blog about today, but, shameless F*ing linkwhore that I am, any and all bloggers are invited to Trackback to this post, and thereby suck off my overwhelming, thrusting, monstrous SiteMeter traffic, measuring a prodigious 535 daily hits, and my ranking as a 'Big Swinging Dick' in TTLB's Ecosystem. You want know you want The Spike. Yes, trackback to this post, and you will be linked like you've never been linked, baby.

Nyet. Very Nekulturniy.

Anyone Tracking Back to this post (unless Comrade actually wants to 'continue discussion' in some way about this topic) WILL be sent to Lefortovo prison, for strict punishment, and, of course, "ultimate sanction," --- removal from Commissar's Socialist Blogroll!


Posted by Commissar at January 29, 2004 09:20 AM
Confessions

Hmmm...very tempting. (Just to see if you would follow through on your threats.)

Extracted from: King of Fools at January 29, 2004 11:06 AM

Just to make sure everyone is aware of what really happened, this is what the Commisar said to me regarding my earlier comment:

Go ahead. I dare you! .. I double-dare you!! ... I SUPER-SONIC-TRIPLE DARE you!!!

What else could I do?

Extracted from: King of Fools at January 29, 2004 11:59 AM

Bourgeois Patriarchical Oligarch of Fools, you could haff done as myopic possibly zhid sidekick of crypto-anarchist Bart Simpson did in long-ago episode: "I super-sonic quadruple dare you!"

Extracted from: Natasha Fatale at January 29, 2004 02:50 PM