November 24, 2003

RPG's on Their Donkey Cart

A Politburo Exclusive Report:

Following the electrifying endorsement by Ted Rall, author of the famed Why We Fight, candidate Howard Dean today announced:

"I want to be the candidate of guys with RPG's on their donkey carts."

With this announcement, Howard Dean hopes to secure the votes of: "generals of President Saddam Hussein's secular government, fundamentalist Islamists, Sunni and Shia, Iraqi and foreign, Arabs and Kurds. "

The Politburo wishes him every success in gaining the support of these.

Clenched Fist Salute: Winds of Change and Dean Esmay.


Posted by Commissar at November 24, 2003 03:03 PM
Confessions

Would the next step in the Dean campaign be him reaching out to the guys who have plastic explosive and dynamite rigged to their bodies?

Just a thought; maybe that'll put the man over the top. "I want to be the candidate for guys who go bang..." Of course, those guys (or their heirs, more accurately) are probably already voting Democratic.

Extracted from: The Country Pundit at November 24, 2003 07:58 PM

Do svedaniya, comrade. Me, I long for the good old days of the People's Front for Judea, when suicide attackers always killed themselves first before attacking others. Or was that the Judean People's Front? Aaagh, capitalists! They always confuse with too many choices!

Extracted from: Captain, er, Corporal Ed at November 24, 2003 08:31 PM

Silly rabbits. What he really said was " I'd like to shoot our guys, slit their throats and throw cinder blocks on their faces. "

Bring em on.

Extracted from: Mark H at November 25, 2003 01:10 PM

An inspiring graphic, Commissar. Surely the triumph of Comrade Dean is now assured. The endorsement of his candidacy by the Shining Path, the Red Brigades and Fidel Castro will put the final nail in the coffin of the VRWC.

Extracted from: Stradiotto at November 25, 2003 01:35 PM