Onion Onslaught Outdoes The Onion
Iowan arrested for attacking wife with onion.
A Des Moines man went to jail Wednesday afternoon for allegedly throwing an onion at his wife.
The police report begins: “(The victim) states her husband had been drinking and they got into an argument.”

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