I couldn’t resist
Canadians too ignorant to be Canadian
TWO days before Canadians celebrate their nation, a survey has found that more than half of them would not be granted citizenship on the basis of their knowledge of their own country. According to the Ipsos Reid poll, 60 percent of Canadians would fail the citizenship exam, a necessary step for immigrants to be granted citizenship.
However, an “outstanding majority” or 70 percent of newcomers scored a passing grade when administered the same quiz.
The results are “frankly disheartening,” said Rudyard Griffiths of the Dominion Institute.
Maybe they did the survey in Newfoundland.
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