Hamas Mouse Murdered

Hamas TV kills off Mickey Mouse double

A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children’s television program was beaten to death in the show’s final episode Friday.

In the final skit, “Farfour” was killed by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour’s land. At one point, the mouse called the Israeli a “terrorist.”

“Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed “by the killers of children,” she added.

What’s next? “Mullah Roberts” who starts every show by putting on a bomb vest. “Salaam. .. (singing) It’s a beautiful day in the neigh-bor …” *Ka-Boom* I guess they’d need a new Mullah Roberts every week.

Comments

  1. Alon Levy wrote:

    Maybe they could do Saturday Night Live in Gaza with the host blowing himself up at the end of each episode.

  2. Alan K. Henderson wrote:

    Anyone remember the Rickey Rat Club skit on SNL in the heyday of the original cast?

    R-I-C
    See you in the sewer, sucker
    K-E-Y
    Why? Because we’re vermin!
    R-A-T!