Free to continue doing … whatever it is she does

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Paris Hilton released from L.A. jail

A smiling Paris Hilton walked out of a Los Angeles County jail early Tuesday, officially ending a bizarre, three-week stay that ignited furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system.

The 26-year-old celebutante was greeted by an enormous gathering of cameras and reporters upon leaving the all-women’s facility in Lynwood about 15 minutes past midnight. She had checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility late June 3, largely avoiding the spotlight, after a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards.

Hilton smiled and waved as she filed past deputies and the media, her blond hair pulled back in a braided ponytail. Her parents, Kathy and Rick, waited in a black SUV. Hilton hurried to the vehicle, where she hugged her mom through the window.

So … what can she do? What sort of job could she get? Let’s see here … Blonde … Attractive, but not in an over-the-top, voluptuous kind of way. Never has to say anything intelligent …

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Nope. Nothing comes to mind.

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Comments

  1. canuckistani wrote:

    I think hiring Paris Hilton as a spokesperson would be a step up in credibility for the White House. And a big step down for her. She’s a bimbo, but she’s a harmless bimbo when she isn’t drunk behind the wheel.

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 10:32 am

  2. commissar wrote:

    Just for the record, I have nothing against Dana Perino, Tony Snow, Fred Fielding, and other paid professionals who have to do the best they can in the situation their client puts them in.

    Maybe I should strike “intelligent,” for “credible.”

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 10:38 am

  3. Dreggas wrote:

    commie,

    truthfully I don’t feel sorry for any of them. They gladly accept a check to go out and try to put lipstick on the pig that is this administration. They made their bed, they get to lay in it.

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 11:47 am

  4. canuckistani wrote:

    You have a kinder human nature than I do, Commissar. As far as I’m concerned, these people have chosen the job they do, and have to bear the moral burdens that come along with peddling the lies of their masters.

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 11:48 am

  5. canuckistani wrote:

    ****. I wish I had said “try to put lipstick on the pig that is this administration”. You’re quicker and wittier than I am, Dreggas.

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 11:50 am

  6. Dreggas wrote:

    *bows*

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 11:59 am

  7. Dreggas wrote:

    A bit O/T but WOW

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 12:01 pm

  8. DavidC wrote:

    As far as I’m concerned, these people have chosen the job they do, and have to bear the moral burdens that come along with peddling the lies of their masters.

    That applies to pretty much anyone working in the political arena.

    Posted 26 Jun 2007 at 2:24 pm

  9. Grim wrote:

    While I’m not nearly as critical of the administration (except on one or three points) as Canuck and Dreggas, I agree with what they’re saying here. This job has always drawn people who are willing to say things that just aren’t true, for money and prestige. It’s not an honorable position, and I wouldn’t trust anyone who occupied it (for any recent president).

    Posted 27 Jun 2007 at 10:54 am

  10. Dreggas wrote:

    Grim wrote:

    While I’m not nearly as critical of the administration (except on one or three points) as Canuck and Dreggas

    Heh you should have seen me during the Clinton years. Seriously one thing that I think the past 6 years has done that really has poisoned everything is the idea that if you’re a critic, you’re a partisan.

    Granted I am more likely to vote dem, especially given the fact they tend to be more secular in office. However I would even consider voting Republican if I could find one worthy of the name anymore.

    Now, back to our regularly scheduled program of flaying the current administration.

    Posted 27 Jun 2007 at 11:36 am

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