Creationist Museum

I haven’t blogged about this, because it’s too much like shooting fish in a barrel.

But you gotta love the saddle on the triceratops. “Giddy-yap, there, Tri. Let’s mosey on over to Abel’s place and see if we can raise some Cain.”

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Ars takes a field trip: the Creation Museum

To begin with, the museum presents real science alongside its version; an aviary containing finches is the first thing to greet you as you began your tour. The finches were a profound influence on Darwin and his theory of natural selection and are still studied by evolutionary biologists today. Another display contained poison frogs. This was of particular interest to me, since they claim the reason poison frogs aren’t poisonous in captivity is due to the Almighty. I’m fairly sure it’s due to the lack of poisonous mites in their diet, but there you go.

There were posters explaining just how coal could be formed in a few weeks as opposed to over millions of years and how rapidly the Biblical flood would cover the earth, drowning all but a handful of living creatures. The flood plays a big part in the museum’s attempt to explain away what we see as millions of years of natural processes. There was also an explanation as to why, with only one progenitor family, it wasn’t considered incest for Adam and Eve’s children to marry each other. Apparently there was less sin back then, and therefore fewer mutations in their DNA. Evidently sin, not two copies of the same recessive trait, gives rise to congenital birth defects.

Comments

  1. Dreggas wrote:

    I would laugh if it wasn’t so sad.

    Of course this makes me want the “I went to the creation museum and all I got was stupider” t-shirt.

    I won’t even go into the logic of the kid on the triceratops, considering they were bigger than a man so that one would be a baby and therefore the mother would have decimated the two people.

    *sigh* If only stupidity was painful.

  2. Dreggas wrote:

    Oh this is too rich

    I know I should be above taking so much joy in these things but what can I say? I am just the descendant of too many pagans and native americans who were persecuted by the ancestors of these people.

  3. DavidC wrote:

    I would laugh if it wasn’t so sad

    Yeah, it is both funny and sad. And it cost 27 million to build. At least it wasn’t government-funded.

  4. Dreggas wrote:

    DavidC wrote:

    I would laugh if it wasn’t so sad

    Yeah, it is both funny and sad. And it cost 27 million to build. At least it wasn’t government-funded.

    We can both agree on that. I heard something about the guy who built it being an Aussie and that Australia has a warrant out on him for some fraud or something relating to a church thing he had there.

  5. canuckistani wrote:

    I feel compelled to commit an act of public atheism. Maybe I’ll go to someone’s church wearing a FSM shirt.

  6. Dreggas wrote:

    canuckistani wrote:

    I feel compelled to commit an act of public atheism. Maybe I’ll go to someone’s church wearing a FSM shirt.

    Ya know, I just have to shake my head. I knew a lot of these fundie types back where I lived in NY. There was no reasoning with them. They were of the belief that dinosaur bones were put there by satan to tempt us into not believing in god and to tell them otherwise was just not doable.

    A neighbor of one of my friends snuck into their barn and was frogging around with matches and some candles and set the barn on fire. The fire dept put it out and found the candles. Word soon spread through the town about the cause of the fire and since my friends family did not “conform” to the town, ie they were different, it was spread that they were practicing witch craft. The local baptist kids would chase after my friends sister throwing stones at her calling her a satanist.

    To them Salem wasn’t a lesson to learn from with regards to mass hysteria, it was an instruction manual.

  7. DavidC wrote:

    Ya know, I just have to shake my head. I knew a lot of these fundie types back where I lived in NY. There was no reasoning with them. They were of the belief that dinosaur bones were put there by satan to tempt us into not believing in god and to tell them otherwise was just not doable.

    The ones I know generally believe that dinosaurs lived at the same time as humans. According to them, the fossil record is actually a result of the Great Flood. Conditions caused by the flood somehow make everything appear old. But those who know the Bible understand that the Earth really isn’t as old as it appears. Dinosaur bones being put there by Satan might actually make more sense compared to that.

  8. Alon Levy wrote:

    The thing that makes the most sense is that 6,000 years ago, God created a world that supposedly evolved over 13 billion years. It feeds into the philosophical notion that it’s possible the world was created 5 minutes ago and we were created with memories going back decades, and it turns God into something superfluous rather than something that contradicts reality.

  9. BloodSpite wrote:

    Welcome to my world Alon ;)

    Thats pretty much my thought process. If your willing to say “He created the Earth in 7 days”

    Then why not say “He took his time to do it right and created it in 13 billion years”

    Whats the difference of a few days to a few years to an all powerful diety? ;)