I want my APC

Free to a Good Country

Across the world, the Pentagon has thousands of garages, hangars and sprawling lots to store all its jets, tanks and other weaponry. But, like most American households, it is cluttered with old, unused and unwanted things.

And so the Pentagon runs a little-publicized giveaway and tag sale program to clean out its overstuffed attics and closets, bulging with the greatest weapons buildup since the Reagan era. The Pentagon also uses the Excess Defense Articles program, as it is called, to reward government friends and allies across the globe.

There are deals galore, available free to the right customer or for cents on the dollar of their original cost. There are lots of deal hunters, but access is by invitation only, and only for governments.

Pakistan and Jordan have snapped up a bunch of used F-16 Fighting Falcon jets. Afghanistan kicked the tires on a fleet of slightly used armored personnel carriers and walked away with 75 of them. A small fleet of 30-year-old sea rescue lifeboats has become the backbone of the Yemeni coast guard, and Portugal is about to take possession of a decommissioned guided-missile frigate.

“It is a flea market,” said a State Department official who oversees the program. “It’s our yard sale, and we make no guarantees.”

The program is meant as a good will operation that the government uses to build friendships internationally. And the program has been picking up: the equipment offered in 2006 had an original price tag of around $1.56 billion, twice that of the previous year. It is expected to grow again in 2007.

“There’s everything from M-16s to F-16s, and anything in between,” said Rachel J. Stohl, a senior analyst at the Center for Defense Information, a nonprofit group often critical of military spending. “You can’t get everything you want. But, boy, can you get a bargain.”

Between 2000 and 2005, the Pentagon offered up wares originally valued at $8 billion: helicopters, torpedoes, airplanes, a wind tunnel, utility landing craft, cargo trucks, high-power radars, missiles, ammunition, uniforms and tenders, harbor craft and other vessels.

Commissaristan is a front-line state in the war on terror. Besides, a good M113 APC in the garage could be very useful for bringing kids back and forth to soccer games.

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Comments

  1. j.d. wrote:

    Bad: Poor fuel economy.

    Good: Runs on grease-trap oil and pavement tar.

    Plus if it has the .50-cal still mounted on top, it could be good in New York traffic.

  2. canuckistani wrote:

    I once saw a pair of Canadian Armed Forces Grizzly APC’s stuck in a traffic jam on our local big highway. I thought that those guys were suffering the most severe case of temptation that I had ever seen.

  3. John the Marine wrote:

    Hhhhmmm, a slightly used APC. Boy would my neighbors be jealous! However, Canuckistani points out a true problem. I would probably give in to temptation, maybe crush hybrid, or light up a magic bus with the .50 cal. I’ll have abstain… I simply can’t be trusted.

  4. The Sanity Inspector wrote:

    And there really is a domestic market! Rent a tank for your next YouTube spectacular.