Trying to pigeonhole nature

Dinky Pluto loses its status as planet

Pluto, beloved by some as a cosmic underdog but scorned by astronomers who considered it too dinky and distant, was unceremoniously stripped of its status as a planet Thursday.

The International Astronomical Union, dramatically reversing course just a week after floating the idea of reaffirming Pluto’s planethood and adding three new planets to Earth’s neighborhood, downgraded the ninth rock from the sun in historic new galactic guidelines.

The shift will have the world’s teachers scrambling to alter lesson plans just as schools open for the fall term.

That goddam natural world, it’s just so messy and disorganized. Planets that aren’t really planets. Species that kind of, sort of blend seamlessly into other species. I exaggerate. There’s nothing inherent wrong with labelling things; as a matter of fact, it’s pretty hard to understand anything without defined terms. But, as in evolution and here in astronomy, our penchant for pigeonholes sometimes gets in the way. Species. Species are real; but they are not hard and fast; since they are all evolving from other things and into other things, how could they be. But the simple Platonic view of “a horse is a horse, a planet is a planet” is awfully appealing.

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Comments

  1. TheBizofKnowledge wrote:

    You know, the decision to demote Pluto to a dwarf planet doesn’t really bother me. All through school, my teachers and profs kept saying that it shouldn’t really be considered a planet in the first place, so I guess that mentality sort of stuck. I think the IAU is simply correcting a mistake that dates back 80 years or whatever.

  2. canuckistani wrote:

    When the asteroid Ceres was discovered, it was called a planet until it became clear that there were tens of thousands more objects in the same general orbit. But we survived its reclassification. Though I wouldn’t have minded seeing 12 planets with more to come.

  3. John the Marine wrote:

    All who desecrate the PLANET Pluto will pay! This corrupt western IAU has perverted the heavenly order of our solar system with this heresy! Death to all who deny Pluto the Planet its rightful place in text books…

  4. The Sanity Inspector wrote:

    Poor Pluto. I’m still chafing from when they name its moon “Charon”, when the obvious name would have been “Persephone”.

    Better be careful, though. Call Pluto an asteroid, and it may start acting like one.

  5. The Sanity Inspector wrote:

    In a comment thread at an astronomy blog I saw today, it was suggested that the mnemonic be changed from My Very Energetic Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets to My Very Energetic Mother Just Showed…Uh-oh–No Pluto!