politburo diktat 2.0

Dennis Hastert should be:

• investigated for being stupid: 11% (24)
• removed from the Speakership: 7% (16)
• required to sleep with Nancy Pelosi: 20% (42)
• made to clean out William Jefferson’s freezer with a toothbush: 4% (8)
• Tarred and feathered¹: 8% (17)
• injected with Nancy Pelosi’s Botox until his flab folds catch an updraft and carry him to Canada¹: 4% (9)
• all of the above¹: 43% (93)
• Required to clean out his own freezer¹: 3% (6)

Total Votes : 215

¹ = Added by a guest