politburo diktat 2.0

Facts on 24’s Jack Bauer

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Hilarious!