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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them — his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

Comments

  1. Michael the Thumper wrote:

    After millions and millions of years of evolution, wouldn’t you think that the dick-throwing defensive instinct would have died out by now?

    Posted 18 Mar 2006 at 2:27 pm

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