politburo diktat 2.0

Some good stuff out on the internet today:

Moonbat Mudwrestling Entertainment (MME) Presents:
Fresh from their recent triumphs over New York’s Finest and the Capitol Hill Cops,
Gold Star Cindy and Honorable Member Cindy

face off in a world premiere event:
PUBLICITY HOUND DIVA PUNCH-OUT!!!
refereed by noted attention-seekers Jesse Jackson and Chuck Schumer
The winner will move on to ELIMINATE OSAMA BIN LADEN, in the Thrilla in Waziristan, […]

Journalist Freed
American journalist Jill Carroll, abducted in early January by gunmen in Baghdad, was released to a Sunni Arab political party in the capital Thursday morning after 82 days in captivity.Carroll, 28, a freelance reporter working for the Christian Science Monitor, was said to be unharmed. She arrived safely at the party headquarters just after […]

Democrats Promise to ‘Eliminate’ Osama
Congressional Democrats promise to “eliminate” Osama bin Laden and ensure a “responsible redeployment of U.S. forces” from Iraq in 2006 in an election-year national security policy statement.
In the position paper to be announced Wednesday, Democrats say they will double the number of special forces and add more spies, which they suggest […]

Facts on 24’s Jack Bauer
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack and Jill went up […]

MVRWC - Reason #532 why Typepad/Six Apart SUCKS
When you move off Typepad to your own domain, they will turn around and give your old blog URL to someone else. ANYONE ELSE.
Case in point: Merri Musings. Merri used to be on Typepad, but not long ago (wisely) moved to mu.nu. Wanna see who’s got her […]

Have you read about the miraculous “Allah Fish,” found in a Liverpool house?
The Politburo Diktat has found another miracle: the Mohammed Fish

Actually, contrary to popular belief, the Fish of Peace does not swim around in a bloody frenzy, ripping its victims apart, but rather feeds quietly on microscopic creatures.

Exit polls show center-left bloc winning 62-66 seats
Exit polls released as polling stations closed at 10 P.M. Tuesday showed center-left parties gaining a total of between 62 and 66 seats, with Acting Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s Kadima winning 29 to 32 seats, Labor 20-22 seats, Meretz five and the Arab parties seven to eight seats.The […]

The 100 Worst Album Covers EVER
This one by Cher gets my vote:

And not only is it Cher, but it’s from 1979, which seems to have been an especially good year for bad album covers.

Riverbend, a young Sunni Iraqi woman, writes a strongly anti-American blog. She has been so from the beginning and has always recommended that the Americans should “just go.” (May 7 2004 excerpt below)
She explicitly accuses the Americans of setting up the bombing of the Shiite Askari mosque in Samarra last month, we having “the most […]

One of the best episodes this season.
An excerpt from Right Wing Nut House » A BATTLE OF WITS
Chloe, using some geek legerdemain, discovers 8 calls between Collette and Henderson over the last few months. Since the terrorist pin up girl denied knowing him, Jack has his proof that Collette has been lying thus negating her […]

Zeyad, at Healing Iraq writes:
Today it was all out war in Baghdad.Please don’t ask me whether I believe Iraq is on the verge of civil war yet or not. I have never experienced a civil war before, only regular ones. All I see is that both sides are engaged in tit-for-tat lynchings and summary executions. […]

at Coldheartedtruth
Apparently this is a membership that requires you actually do something? It’s now ‘my’ turn to link the best of the best of the bloggers who are part of the very exclusive RINO club. RINO (btw) stands not for Republican In Name Only, but for Republicans and Independents Not Overdosed on party kool-aid.So anyways […]

Bloomberg
Zacarias Moussaoui testified that he and would-be shoe bomber Richard Reid planned to hijack a jetliner and fly it into the White House on the day of the Sept. 11 attacks.“Before your arrest, were you scheduled to be a pilot in an operation run on Sept. 11, 2001?” defense lawyer Gerald Zerkin asked Moussaoui at […]

Afghan Court Drops Case Against Christian
An Afghan court on Sunday dismissed a case against a man who converted from Islam to Christianity because of a lack of evidence and he will be released soon, officials said.
The announcement came as U.S.-backed President Hamid Karzai faced mounting foreign pressure to free Abdul Rahman, a move that risked […]