Controversy over Boyington Memorial at UW

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Above all else, a university must be a sanctuary of compassion and tolerance; a place where the free exchange of ideas can flourish without being clouded by right-wing dogma disguised as logic and reason. Occasionally, however, the walls of the Ivory Tower are breeched by those who would seek to poison the minds of our youth with their jingoist, pro-war propaganda. When a member of a University of Washington campus hate group proposed the erection of a monument in honor of famous mass-murderer and UW alumnus Gregory “Pappy” Boyington, it was only through the courageous resistance of a handful of progressive student senators that his twisted plan didn’t succeed.

Col. Gregory “Pappy” Boyington was a disturbed young aeronautical engineering student who gave up a promising career marching the Boeing picket lines to shoot down 26 Japanese sightseeing planes over the Pacific, killing everyone on board and traumatizing a plethora of innocent marine life when the crippled aircraft hit the water. It was a matter of great embarrassment to the University at the time, and remains so to this day. Yet Boyington was not only decorated by the U.S. government for his brutal acts of aggression, his three-year reign of terror was also immortalized in the offensively titled TV series, Baa Baa Black Sheep. Boyington never served a day in prison, nor did he ever write a children’s book redeeming himself for his crimes. Instead, he made millions hawking Eveready batteries and writing recruitment propaganda for the military-industrial complex, inspiring future generations of innocent children to follow in his bloody footsteps.

Heh. Liberal Larry Chomstein strikes again!

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  1. Small Town Veteran on 14 Feb 2006 at 5:23 am

    Rich White Male Kills 26 Japanese Tourists…

    Read it here. Hat tip: commissar….

Comments

  1. Chief RZ wrote:

    This has to be a joke. The Black Sheep Squadron were a great group of warriors.

  2. Bill from INDC wrote:

    That is unbelievable.

  3. John the Marine wrote:

    I hope this is a joke, but with todays colege types being so far out one can never tell. “Pappy” Boyington was a great Leather Neck.

  4. rbj wrote:

    It’s a parody site. But so close to how the Bushhaters think.
    And Baa Baa Black Sheep was cool.

  5. commissar wrote:

    Larry’s “Blame Bush” blog is a parody. Unfortunately, the debate at the University of Washington is no joke.

  6. CedarFever wrote:

    That’s pretty funny! I used to love watching Baa Baa Blacksheep as a kid. In fact, not five feet from me is an autographed/numbered J. Ficklin picture of Lulubelle Pappy signed for me and my brothers at Reno ‘78 (heck, I even got snapshot with him). Aaaaaaand, right next to that is an autographed B&W photo of Mike Kawato’s rice burner. Sometimes at night I swear I hear radial engines and machine gun fire.

    CedarFever advances in the herd.

  7. Steve the LLamabutcher wrote:

    He had me at “Boeing picket lines.”

    Beautiful satire.

  8. Shawn B wrote:

    Wasn’t the UW named to honor “General” Washington? I put forth we re-name it for Barbara Striesand. BSU? Or was it Denzel. Does anyone remember the giant Bart Simpson head on Washington’s statue? THAT was funny!

  9. George D wrote:

    Now that’s funny!! What’s not funny is weasels like those on camera that hate the fact that we won WWII and hope the military is defeated in Iraq.