The ‘A Christmas Story’ Story
Don Surber: “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out”
Sometime this evening, my wife will return home from work, turn on the TV, and for the next 24 hours or so, members of the Surber household will occasionally cast an eye on Ralphie Parker’s pursuit of an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
We know the lines by heart.
Ralphie pursues his dream even as adults tell him eleventy hundred times: “You’ll shoot your eye out.”
Us too. After twentry years, “It’s a Wonderful Life” has been replaced by “A Christmas Story” as the must-see, re-run on television a zillion times, but you’ve got to see it anyway, not a success in original release, lovable family Christmas movie.
My favorite scene? The Scott Farkas Affair.
Don Surber has the whole story.
You’ll shoot your eye out
Preston Loses It
Don Surber: No War On Christmas
The Moron “War On” Christmas
Home Christmas Sound and Light Shows