A Map of Kostria-Wingery
The kingdoms of KOS-TRIA and WINGER-Y, historically part of the unified Empire of Blog, have split from each other and are fierce rivals. Ethnic Kossacks and Lefties predominate in the kingdom of Kostria, supported by the related duchies of Bromemia (“Bro-meme-ia”), Depravia, and Jeralyn. In the rival kingdom of Wingery, tribes of Wingnuts, Neocons, and Rethuglicans dominate; it is backed by the principalities of Instyvania, Malkowina, and Galicya (“Gal-Icy-ah”).
Along the southern tier, following the Adriatic Sea, the small dukedom of CENTRIOLA maintains an uneasy independence, while the community of CENTRO-RINONIA, a reliable ally of Wingery on military matters (largely due to the awesome weaponry of Donovia), follows its own social policies. Further to the south, the region of SCIENCIA, while nominally outside of the alliance system, in practice, supports Kostria on most issues.
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Explore the cold northern reaches of Gal-Icy-A. Or the remote southern principality of Hexacarnivoria. Visit the twin, although in no way morally equivalent, cities of Buddha and Pissed. Maybe attend a wedding in the unique, but unpronounceable, hillside town of FrnakJirchen, known for its imaginative cakes.
Have any cities, regions, or principalities been overlooked? Linked blog posts identifying such omissions, especially if providing a thoughtful or humorous connection of the blog to the desired locality, may appear in the pending revision to the map.
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