King of Hearts

Nekulturniy comrade Aaron and his bourgeois associate, Beth, continue to distract the people with the deck of cards contest, shamelessly stolen from the Politburo, I might add, but then what are comrades for?
Apparently, there is an opening for the monarchial position of King of Hearts. Reluctantly, the Commissar requires his comrades to go “nominate” and “vote” for him for this position, to be sure, only to prevent some oppressor of the people to occupy this position, and thereby exploit the proletariat. There is no truth to the rumor that the Commissar seeks this office of “King of Hearts” (a discredited, medieval, hereditary dictatorship), merely for the proximity to the lovely ladies of the Hearts, although these will certainly be required to perform prodigious Socialist labors under his guidance.
Consider this my self-nomination for King of Hearts. Politburo comrades are required to go here and “stuff the nomination” box.
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