Flannels Media
Announcing Flannels Media (FLM).
Who blogs in pajamas, anyway? The Commissar knows what HE blogs in (and does almost everything else in).
The Politburo is pleased to announce the launch of capitalist Flannels Media (FLM), destined to be like … well .. one of the most important blog things ever, in the history of the planet. To participate:
- Submit or post a photo of yourself wearing flannel shirt, preferably L.L. Bean, preferably at least ten years old. If you can document that the flannel shirt in question is an exact pattern replacement of an older L.L. Bean flannel shirt that you had previously worn out, you are automatically in. (unless you are Don Surber)
- Display the Flannels Media logo.
- Run Flannels Media invisible ads. (unless you are Don Surber)
- Agree to our binding, life-time, confidential, contractual agreement. (unless you are Don Surber)
- Participate in endless photographic FLOGJAMs
featuring John from Wuzzadem, The Commissar, and others. - Mock FLM’s rivals mercilessly, like Aaron does.
- Alternatively, you may volunteer to be Flannels Media’s personal Althouse, secretly employed by FLM to keep us front and center, sniping at our every move, thereby helping us maintain our share of voice in the blogosphere.
FLM Launch Party
The featured speaker will be Melissa Theriau. Now really comrades, who would you rather have, Judith Miller, or Robbo’s Gallic Heartthrob herself?
Who needs New York City’s famed Rainbow Room? Instead, hotdogs, burgers, and chicken sausage, grilled on the Commissar’s own charcoal Weber Grill.
“No links for you, Surber!”
Get in on the ground floor! Join Flannels Media today! Proposals for other programs, Launch activities, advertising, non-advertising, and generally cool blogging stuff will be accepted (but not from Don Surber).
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