Ass on Glass

Confessions of a photocopier repairman

Photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers [about] the classic backside copying prank.

Such a stunt, a mainstay of the office party, often results in cracked glass on the copier, with 32 percent of Canon technicians claiming to have been called out to fix glass plates during the Christmas period after attempts to copy body parts went wrong.

One young lady cracked the glass mid-scan, … jammed the scanner so that it wasn’t until the machine was fixed and her colleagues all sober that copies of her backside starting pouring from the machine.

I’ve heard of the copier being all backed up, but this is ridiculous. And the splinters?

Clenched fist salutes: Barry Campbell, with Kindly refrain from Xeroxing your ass and Rachel Sawyer, with Keep your pants on

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