Finding Neverland…
Johnny Jilts Jacques
Mr Depp waxes eloquent in this article
Hollywood star JOHNNY DEPP is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he’s considering abandoning his home in the country.
The FINDING NEVERLAND heart-throb moved to Europe when life in Los Angeles became too violent.
He has since divided time between the two continents - but he fears France will be scarred permanently by the current troubles.
He says, “It’s insane, that setting cars on fire is the new strike.
“I went there (to France) to live because it seemed so simple.
“Now it’s anything but. I don’t know how they’ll recover from this.”
This new revelation of Mr. Deppshit is immensely satisfying to those of us who recall his babble of September 2003 in which he stated
“America is dumb, it’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive,”
(Wow Johnny, now we know you don’t have a speechwriter.)
Last, but not least, I find this little quote the most delicious dose of irony for Mr. Deppshit, considering the recent rioting in his beloved France.
“It’s pure selfishness and ignorance and greed. There are no proper values in America, it’s gonna explode, it should explode,” he adds, his voice full of anger.
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