Afternoon NKVD Report

The Commissar’s intelligence agency brings this collectiv of information, dis-information, propaganda, charges, counter-charges, and other counter-revolutionary news:

Obi Dick Cheney
The Empire Strikes Back.

Too Complicated.
Will Tom Maguire send us an email when this is unscrambled? Nothing against Bob Woodward, but how many Deep Throats is this guy entitled to in a career?

I thought the Llamas were in DC.
Maybe they figure that their warmth and wooliness will be a lure?

Music costs will be “varied.”
Soon I will be able to download all those Civil War marching songs, played on original instruments, for a dime apiece.

And, most importantly, via Rachel and Robbo, — Punkin Chunkin.
As The Economist points out, Punkin Chunkin is what makes America great. Let’s deploy a few in Iraq. “Yesterday in Baquba, six jihadis were killed by American PC-10-31 Punkin Chunkins — advanced, high-angle, 4000-gram, cellulose/carbohydrate orange ordnance. The BBC, dKos, and al-Jazeera have complained that pumpkins, aka “Agent Orange” are biological weapons, and are disrespectful to Muslims because they are not colored green.”

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  1. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator on 18 Nov 2005 at 7:00 am

    Woodward apologizes on leak

    Washington Post editor Bob Woodward on Wednesday apologized to his executive editor at the paper for

  2. The LLama Butchers on 18 Nov 2005 at 2:38 pm

    Melissa Theuriau Claim-Jumping Update

    Bugger off, Minnesota! We saw her first! (Yips! to the Commissar.) And that goes for you, too, Gary. When was the last time you wrote to Diane? Hmmmm?…

Comments

  1. Robert the Llama Butcher wrote:

    Ach! The Precioussss….She’s mine!