Interview with David Scott Anderson
Many of you know that my favorite hefty Lefty, Central/African-American blogger is David Scott Anderson, a blogger In Search of Utopia. David seems a bit pre-occupied these days, but let’s go to the transcipt.
Commissar: Hey, man, how are you?
David: I can’t believe this Rove/Plame thing.
Commissar: Is the weather in Costa Rica always beautiful?
David: Rove did it.
Commissar: The weather?
David: Rove.
Commissar: Did what? The weather?
David: Did everything, man. When are you going to wake up?
Commissar: um … yeah … Moving along, how about those beautiful women down there?
David: Valerie Plame
Commissar: Okay, but I was thinking of your fondness for the Tia Zelmara babes …
David: Judy Miller
Commissar: Gee, David. You’re a high tech guy. Tell us about your Treo 650
David: I’ll bet Rove was ussing a Treo 650 when he emailed Matt … Here look at mine.
Commissar: Cool, but the calendar seems to be stuck on July 9, 2003.
David: Heh. Indeed. The date of Wilson’s Op-Ed piece. And look, hit “Ctrl-K”
Commissar: Wow! An auto-function saying “Karl Rove, evil maniac, did it.” … I guess you would find that a useful feature.
David: Wanna see Ctrl-W? How about Ctrl-V? And then there’s …
Commissar: (interrupting) Hey, have you seen any good movies lately?
David: I enjoyed Star Wars 3, esspecially the Emperor Rove part.
Commissar: How about comedy, do you have any favorite comics, or routines?
David: Yes, I’ve always liked the old routines of George Carlin.
Commissar: (brightening up) Really? Which is your favorite bit?
David: Oh, there’s a bunch. Maybe “Sixteen dirty words the President can’t say on televission.”
Commissar: Well, I think …
David: Have you seen CNN?
Commissar: .. I think that about …
David: But, wait, didn’t you see Olberman the other night?
Commissar: … about wraps up this …
David: C’mon man, that David Gregory kicks ass.
Commissar: … this interview with our man in …
David: Just wait, Fitzgerald is gonna have Rove for breakfast!
Commissar: .. our man in San Jose.
David: Rove … Rove … Rove … Rove did it. Karl Rove … Karl … Rove … Rove!!!
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